This morning I was laying on the floor playing with Cutie Pie and GH. Out of nowhere Big Dog sneaks up behind me and cuts off a chunk of my hair with a pair of scissors. I screamed in horror. Then Big Dog took off up the stairs. He knew he was in trouble. Luckily, he dropped the scissors before he could do anymore damage to anything.
So moms out there stay vigilant. Your kid might turn on you without warning.